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GingerPrinz
14th June 2007, 01:59
...for funniest experiment ever. While reading the 100 greatest textfiles (at textfiles.com...i may have been high) I came across this (http://www.textfiles.com/100/lay-girl.txt)truly unique insight into the courtship of a female. Will someone please follow this gentleman's instructions and report on their findings, if it results in a marriage I will be honored to pay for a free bar at the reception.
Chesire Cat
14th June 2007, 02:17
ahahahahaha! Awesome! however, the major flaw of this is that he writes as though he assumes every female is the same, and will react the same way. Its a bit overly simplified imho. :P
amusing all the same.
DAve
14th June 2007, 09:58
ahahahahaha! Awesome! however, the major flaw of this is that he writes as though he assumes every female is the same, and will react the same way. Its a bit overly simplified imho. :P
And the spelling and grammer is terrible. At least he could have put it through a spellchecker.

What are the odds that he's actually talked to a woman, let alone "layed" one. ;)
Chesire Cat
14th June 2007, 13:08
thats a VERY good question. ;)
GingerPrinz
14th June 2007, 16:32
COME ON SINGLETONS!!!! Don't be put off by the naysayers, the dude is obviously smooth with the ladies. NB I would also like to point out that I will not testify in court in your defense if any sexual harrassment charges come out of techniques used in the textfile.
Hex
14th June 2007, 19:31
i may have been high

You MAY have been high?!?!? A jury consisting of 12 men and women who love you more than life itself wouldn't believe you were sober!

Amusing stuff, but I think Dave is onto something ;)
Phizz
15th June 2007, 13:49
News flash for Dave and Hex: Stupid people get sexings too. Strange but true I know. /me points to teenage Ned mothers.

It may work for where he is, his age group and social background. Best to take it with a pinch of salt. Hell, in some places not having a venerial disease can get you in bed with the local women!
Chesire Cat
15th June 2007, 14:20
Hell, in some places not having a venerial disease can get you in bed with the local women!

where would this be?
Phizz
15th June 2007, 17:55
Ask someone who's desperate. They'll help point em out for you.
YcMing
16th June 2007, 13:13
wow, never knew pause gaming is full of players :)
Hex
16th June 2007, 14:11
Rofl ming

Don'tchu know we smooooooth, suckafoo' ;)