Do you pee in the shower?

[Hex]

My girlfriend is overreacting to the revelation that I occasionally urinate in the shower...just thought I'd recruit you lot to help me settle the argument. So...do you pee in the shower?

[Phizz]

Ewww.... that's what the toilet's for.

[Fyndir]

What's a shower?

[DAve]

never have I been happier to have an "ignore" function on the forums.

[Sid]

This thread is a lol.

[Fyndir]

I demand an answer to my earlier question.

[Sideshow]

After I read out the original post:

Borderline: "No, no she's not overreacting. You are a hideous little scrubber."

[saladin]

I want to know which of you dirty buggers voted "yes". Disgusting.

;)

[Strings]

I want to know which of you dirty buggers voted "yes". Disgusting.

;)

Just click on the number of votes you numpty.

[Chesire Cat]

ew....just...*shudder* gross, dude.

[Bluepixie]

Why?

[Uuurrahh]

Sometimes you can even get away with shitting in the shower if your fluid intake has been particularly high. And the sensation of cleaning your anus with the jet stream is positively thrilling.

[Chesire Cat]

Right...that took it WAY too far. ugh...christ... >.<

[LastChanceHotel]

No, you disgusting cretin you.

On a side note, none of you who voted yes are ever coming anywhere near my bathroom again.

[Fyndir]

Sometimes you can even get away with shitting in the shower if your fluid intake has been particularly high. And the sensation of cleaning your anus with the jet stream is positively thrilling.

Best.

Post.

Ever.

X'D

[Hex]

Rofl Euan, nice ;-)

[taurus]

hey,nothing to be ashamed of.if you go to arabia,you dont get toilet paiper,just a big hose:grin:

[Sid]

if you go to arabia
Excellent! :D Next PauseGaming trip, anyone?

[Muppet]

Excellent! :D Next PauseGaming trip, anyone?

You'll need to learn a few phrases:

"Where is the town square?"

"Good, i'll be heading in the opposite direction"

to name a couple.

[taurus]

hmm,this pool could use the option yes i do,but only when i really have to.
cause sometimes it`s just too much of a trouble to go to the toilet when you`re already under the shower...

[illfred wowen kun]

i pissed on your girlfriend in your shower. whatcha gotta say bout dat?

[Sid]

i pissed on your girlfriend in your shower. whatcha gotta say bout dat?
Best 1st post ever. :D

[saladin]

Jesus wept. Is this debate still going on?

hmm,this pool could use the option yes i do,but only when i really have to.
cause sometimes it`s just too much of a trouble to go to the toilet when you`re already under the shower...

What's wrong with holding it until you get out? Unless you're having a girlie 45 minute shower, I don't imagine your bladder imploding until you finish washing.

[Sid]

I don't think people are being honest enough, there must be far more than 5.

As for holding it, why bother!? :D

[YegaDoyai]

right, does it count if you piss from the shower INTO the toilet, cos I have done that.

[Meatshield]

right, does it count if you piss from the shower INTO the toilet, cos I have done that.

^the height of stupidity at least, IMHO naturally

[Strings]

right, does it count if you piss from the shower INTO the toilet, cos I have done that.

Hell yes.

Not done it... but fuckin' played Pete.

[taurus]

Jesus wept. Is this debate still going on?

What's wrong with holding it until you get out? Unless you're having a girlie 45 minute shower, I don't imagine your bladder imploding until you finish washing.

It`s called hygiene,so what if i enjoy a good long hot shower.The heating in my room doesnt work,so it`s quite nice to be warm atleast one a day:-D.
And no,the toilet is in the other room,so no go...

[Fyndir]

right, does it count if you piss from the shower INTO the toilet, cos I have done that.

...

I'm trying that next time I take a shower.

Although my bathroom is carpeted, so it could get very messy if my aim is off. =P

[YegaDoyai]

To practice your aim pee in the dark when you pee in the middle of the night, note you MUST be prepared to mop after yourself if you are going to try this. Plus mopping up piss means you should also be bleaching any surface it comes in contact with. Contrary to popular opinion (since fight club) urine is not sterile (correct me if I'm wrong biology nuts).

[Fyndir]

Wiki says: Urine is generally considered to be sterile. When it leaves the body, however, the urine can pick up bacteria from the surrounding skin, which would contaminate it. However, it is not generally advisable to use urine to clean open wounds for it may feed the infecting bacteria.

[saladin]

To practice your aim pee in the dark when you pee in the middle of the night, note you MUST be prepared to mop after yourself if you are going to try this. Plus mopping up piss means you should also be bleaching any surface it comes in contact with. Contrary to popular opinion (since fight club) urine is not sterile (correct me if I'm wrong biology nuts).

You're right, it isn't sterile. When the actual liquid is within your body it's sterile (provided you have no SDIs or UTIs floating around in there), but as it passes out, through the...organs...it picks up micro-organisms.

/biology geekery

I once read a suggestion that we should all put fluorescent paint on the bottom of our toilet bowls - that way, it'd glow in the dark, allowing us to pee into the bowl without missing a drop. Possibly the way forward?

[Meatshield]

how about drinking something fluorescent that passes straight through, that WAYYY better :D

[YegaDoyai]

I like the way meatshield thinks.

[Meatshield]

Be mental off tall buildings at night :twisted:

[YegaDoyai]

lol, i think pause might have a late night mission come the first LAN.

[Chesire Cat]

Methinks Meatshield could go far...

[LastChanceHotel]

hahahahahahahahaha

[saladin]

lol, i think pause might have a late night mission come the first LAN.

Sounds good to me. I'll provide the luminol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luminol), you provide the urinary system.

;)

[Meatshield]

Luminol is a possible carcinogen, but has not yet been proven as such
heh

[Phizz]

Ya know how on CSI they're always flashing a UV light about to find blood spatter? Well this topic has reminded me. You can also pick up splashes of coca cola or cat's urine with UV. That's right, cat's pee glows in the dark under UV. \o/

[Sideshow]

I was about to say - luminol glows when UV is shone on it... or so CSI tells me.

[Hex]

I don't think people are being honest enough, there must be far more than 5.

I thoroughly agree, I think half of you are lying :-P

Oh and Pete, played :lol:

[Uuurrahh]

note to self: if in peter's bathroom, moisture on the floor may not be just water.

[YegaDoyai]

note to self: Euan enjoys an enema every now and again

[Uuurrahh]

note to self: Euan enjoys an enema every now and again

Yep. Best I ever had - no faulting your technique.

[YegaDoyai]

trained by nurses no less.

[Fyndir]

Yep. Best I ever had - no faulting your technique.

='(

You cheating bastard, you said I was your one and only.

='(

[Phizz]

Troll Enemas. I think this thread needs closed before I'm sick. :-?

[Sideshow]

Do we need another link to the greatest thread ever (http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?t=76713)? I think we do...

[Meatshield]

heh, an they thought this was bad!

[Hex]

Dear god Sideshow, where do you find this stuff?!

[Phizz]

It's been in one of the other threads for an age. You should check all the way through threads to remove chance of shocks later.

[Thanatos]

supposedly if you snap open a glowstick and drink it then your piss comes out glowing. Though im told its quite painful to do

[Sideshow]

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[neogramps]

Drinking the contents of a glowstick is a bad idea without sieving it first.

The activating component is held in a glass vial inside the plastic. I neglected to take this into account when I drunkenly bit through a glowstick and rubbed it on my arm. My arm quickly turned into a nice mixture of luminonous yellow crap and blood, and I spent the rest of the night picking glass out my arm.

[YegaDoyai]

Err, most of those glow sticks are toxic, not nontoxic.

No drinking, rubbing in skin, mixing with blood (by accident or not) is advised.

[Thanatos]

Yes very true about the glass

I think most are non toxic now. all mine are anyway

[neogramps]

onece poured one on a fan and turned it on in the dark - it was like an indoor catherine wheel

[YegaDoyai]

Let me clarify, by toxic I do not mean that it has "Will actually kill you directly" plastered on the out side like cigarettes. What I mean is that it is generaly considered unhealthy or at least not beneficial to your health to consume or otherwise partake of such substances. Last time I checked there was no 'toxic' materials used but the luminous matierials have a tendancy to be linked to cancer (like everything else in the world). I don't know the validity of it but I am pretty sure the warnings on the package still state "NOT FOR CONSUMPTION" for a reason.

[Hex]

The activating component is held in a glass vial inside the plastic. I neglected to take this into account when I drunkenly bit through a glowstick and rubbed it on my arm. My arm quickly turned into a nice mixture of luminonous yellow crap and blood, and I spent the rest of the night picking glass out my arm.

rofl, that was monumentally stupid :roll: