Mario kart drivers

[Phizz]

So who's the best driver in mario kart?

PS put down mario/ luigi in yer post if you like them best for some reason I can't put them on the poll. :-(

[Sideshow]

I boycot your poll on the grounds that it's (a) stoopid : what's Koopa got to do with Toad? and (B) Mario Kart 64 is where it's at.

[Strings]

Toad for the win.

Hes sooo small with a mushroom head :)

Edit: Just read Phizz's mean comment about Toad. If it makes me a n00b then n00b I be. 8)

[Fearon]

Well I have never played the new Mario Kart but on the original and N64 version it was always Bowser.

[Rolento]

Koopa Troopa and don't even try to deny it.

[Phizz]

Sideshow's showing his ignorance when Mario Kart is being discussed. The dashed characters are linked by the fact that they shared exactly the same stats if you read the manual. Hence the are technically one and the same. I just didn't play Yoshi cos I didn't want to drive round as Peach!

[Fyndir]

DK FTW!

Yeah, you guys might be faster, but I'll crush you.

[Sideshow]

What the hell have their stats got to do with who you pick? What's wrong with you?

[Fyndir]

What the hell have their stats got to do with who you pick? What's wrong with you?

That's like asking why you'd pick the Colt over the Glock in CS. =P

The stats have EVERYTHING to do with it.

Function > Form.

[Sideshow]

Bah, Mario KArt is not CS. If you were going to compare the CS weapons to something, it'd be which power up items you prefer in MK, not which character you pick.

[Phizz]

No Mario Kart is better than CS. :-P

[Sideshow]

Your mom is better than CS. Wait, actually, she's not. But she is pretty good.

[Strings]

Not sure you can compare Mario Kart to CS... so I wont. But I for one, would love to be able to have an AWP in Mario Kart. Especially the newest one. One drives and the other AWPs from the back.

[Sid]

Koopa was definitely the best. Although, original Mario Kart was a total joke. Mario Kart 64 was immense - used to play 4-player with my mates every day for a year. :roll:

[Rolento]

Although, original Mario Kart was a total joke.
Blasphemer!

[Fyndir]

Bah, Mario KArt is not CS. If you were going to compare the CS weapons to something, it'd be which power up items you prefer in MK, not which character you pick.

The principle of taking something with overall better statistics (or statistics you prefer) is still the same though. =P

[Sid]

Although, original Mario Kart was a total joke.
Blasphemer!

It was, though! Everyone drove in the middle of the track - it was banana skin heaven...

[gor]

Im with Rolento:

- Blasphemer!

The origional Mario Kart is <strike>the greatest and pretty much the first novelty racer of its kind</strike> shit. feel free to correct me. [OK. Sideshow]

[Phizz]

You tell him Golenko!

[Fyndir]

Im with Rolento:

- Blasphemer!

The origional Mario Kart is <strike>the greatest and pretty much the first novelty racer of its kind</strike> shit. feel free to correct me. [OK. Sideshow]

http://www.thethirteenthstep.com/stfu/lollerskates2.gif


That's all there is to say to that, seriously.

[DAve]

Im with Rolento:

- Blasphemer!

The origional Mario Kart is <strike>the greatest and pretty much the first novelty racer of its kind</strike> shit. feel free to correct me. [OK. Sideshow]
Hoi, Sideshow, no mod abuses again.
I warned you the first time, I really did. This is your last warning.

You could have quoted him and corrected.

[Sideshow]

feel free to correct me

[Sid]

feel free to correct me

Nobody said it was ok for you to correct them in this (http://guns.snakebomb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1675) thread. Yet you re-phrased your comment and changed everyone's quotes after you'd been owned.

It's a bit dissapointing because it begins to remove all credibility from the forum...

[Sideshow]

Well, it was meant as a joke, but if you feel that the integrity of the forum has been called into question, then..

DAve - make me a pleb!

[DAve]

Sideshow has been taken off the mods list for repeated infractions of the mod "edit" command.

Iain, I'm dissapointed in you.

[Sideshow]

and I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you pesky kids.

[Phizz]

Hmm.. but who should take his place? It's gotta be someone with the knowhow and the elbowgrease to lead us to a better life.

[Strings]

Dont think we really need anyone to take his place. Until the forum gets really really busy when people start getting out of line.

Which is my plan.

GUNS will spread.

[Phizz]

Bah so no one noticed the subtle integration of lyrics into my reply?

[Fyndir]

Bah so no one noticed the subtle integration of lyrics into my reply?

I did, honest. >_>

I'm not lying to look smarter..I promise!

[Phizz]

For those who missed it. It's from 'City Hall' by Tenacious D. Nice sig Fyndir you glutton for punishment you.

[Fyndir]

For those who missed it. It's from 'City Hall' by Tenacious D. Nice sig Fyndir you glutton for punishment you.

Dreadnoughts dropped into major battle = WIN.

Terminators are better but I've usually maxed out my troop population with many squads of space marines. =P

So why am I a glutton for punishment? =D

[Bluepixie]

Don't worry about the -1 mod.

I am an omnipresence.

Remember that Iain. :twisted:

edit: Oh yeah, Mario 64 EVERYTIME. If anybody wants a kicking at it next time (and at Goldeneye) I can bring my little blue N64. AHhhh it's so cute.

[Strings]

If anyone has a Gamecube and Smash Bro. I challenge anyone to beat me when I play Samus :twisted: I actually won £50 and Viewtiful Jo in a Smash Bro tournament down in Leicester.

[DAve]

Smash brothers?

Robert would kill me if I didn't say he is a huge fan of this, and would probably want to hear from you.

His MSN is: fchan@cabbit.zzn.com
(that's *not* an email address, BTW)

[bluntpencil2001]

Huh!?

They have STATS?!

Just play Donkey Kong! He's an ape for Christ's sake! Why play anybody else!?

Side note: I also boycott this poll. On ethical reasons.

[Wind_Steaker]

it doesnt really matter in DD if you get the gold tropy car, as it gives everyone the same stats I believe, so it comes down to items.

I have to choose boo/ piranah plant if we are taling bout DD, Im not sure about 64 as I havent played it in so long.




-looks forward to MK DS-

[Phizz]

Bring the N64!!!! NOW!!!