Homo Gamerz

[gor]

I'm looking for a new title; something with good graphics and shit gameplay. Something to give me excitement that I've not felt since HL2.

I want to experience the dirty pleasures of a sick title, massive buildup, and terrible gameplay.

I want a game that lets noobs pretend to be good at computer games. I want to compete with the worst. I want to come in drunk from my night out, suck at the game, and still be able to pwn the noobs.

I'm looking for serious grind, non-headshot insta-kills, and basically, cumshots in the mouth.

Recommend me some games, please.

[saladin]

Modern Warfare 2.

No, really.

[gor]

Modern Warfare 2.

No, really.

Who are you?

[To0]

This is too eloquent for Craig, guessing mark has been gang raped by a bunch of arts students and they have decided to add to the humiliation by pretending that he gives a damn about pc gaming through a poor and obvious rant about the state of gaming today. Hell they could have at least mentioned the golden era or something...

fucking n00bs