Doom sucks balls (NOT)

[Bluepixie]

Well, this guys seems to think so, check it out.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/review/R75438.html

Astonishing, how can anyone be so pigheaded? He reviewed it in 2004. Must be taking the piss.

[Sideshow]

It's just some guy attempting humour. Really really badly.

[Bluepixie]

I hope so! :)

[Strings]

lol aye.

Whichever way you look at it, the guy is a fucktard.

[DAve]

Teenagers, eh?
I was shooting alien scum while he was still in nappies :D

[Ru]

Astonishing, how can anyone be so pigheaded?
Nice Zoolander quotage!
As for this review. I must say im stunned. Can we find out where he lives? track him down?

[Phizz]

My favourite bit is the review time. 07/02/04. He's completely forgeting that doom is the original FPS and without it all others would not follow. Maybe he needs a lesson in nostalgia, that or a labotomy. Little upstart!

quote: Every single sound you'll hear in the whole game is either stupid or unrealistic. I mean, in a FPS shooter named Doom you have to try and make a game realistic and creepy, right? This game is about as scary as a kitten. I played this game at midnight, on a very dark night in winter. I had all the lights turned off in the house. I tried to feel like I was even the slightest bit creeped out, from the sound and stuff. Amazingly, I felt just like I had before, only much sleepier.

This thing was made for crappy sound cards! What does he expect? Hell I had an Aztech sound card in my Packard Bell P133 playing Doom and at the time that was pretty high speced for Doom.

quote: Doom becomes so repetitive I thought that something was wrong with my computer. I mean, wander down a corridor, kill a monster, open a door, go forward, kill more monsters. Fun for a little while, but if it's a whole, long game, it becomes treacherous.

erm... try running any type of physics engine on a system like this and it would howl at you! Sorry. This kid needs shot not a labotomy.

[Bluepixie]

THIS, is more like it.

http://www.gamespot.com/features/6143094/index.html

Put a grin on my face. :D

[Phizz]

Much better. :-D