Thread for those with boredom

[twonky]

A completely free mmorpg (http://www.progressquest.com/)

[DAve]

A completely free mmorpg (http://www.progressquest.com/)

congratulations, that was our 2000 th post on this thread :D

[Hex]

My page shows it as number 2001, so the 2000th reply rather than the 2000th post. Props either way :-P

EDIT: Also, Pac Man lulz! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtl9gO2dt_4)

[Fil2eFly]

This month iv mostly been building racing car.
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs020.snc1/4244_199664075303_677545303_6891267_5223010_n.jpg

Yeah im not dead, not that anyone cares :D been to busy and poor for lanage hopefully be along next term.

[Fyndir]

omg Barney!

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[Fyndir]

Double post, lol.

The BBC asked users to send in poems or rhymes relating to current events and society.

Troll made a contribution!

NSFW Text:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/Fyndir/BBCRhyme.jpg

[DAve]

NSFW Text:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/Fyndir/BBCRhyme.jpg

epic lulz :D

[Octavion]

A lovely song with lovely lyrics. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShTm8MnUAjo&feature=player_embedded)

Which Pope are you? (http://newhumanist.org.uk/2081)

[twonky]

Yahtzee reviews
DUKE NUKEM FOREVER? (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/748-Duke-Nukem-Forever)

[twonky]

Ted Haggert is completely hetrosexual (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZmHC75FDqQ)

[Sid]

stop calling me a homo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xddhKQje41M

[Gunder]

stop calling me a homo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xddhKQje41M

Oh shit it's a hoax! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7ZPS44SmRQ&annotation_id=annotation_456257&feature=iv

[Muppet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gHvATmUsSg&feature=related

[Fyndir]

Slightly NSFW lulz. (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/496147)

[Bluepixie]

Explosions and Boobs! (explosionsandboobs.com)

Suitable for work, but still totally lulz what?!?

[To0]

genius

robot chicken Star Wars Episode II

http://www.videosift.com/video/Robot-Chicken-Star-Wars-Episode-II

[DAve]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2009/20090605.jpg

they've still got it (wipes tear from eye).

[Hex]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2iseals.png

[Octavion]

This is the kind of shit that happens every time I kick out the Melbourne Shuffle. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5rqk4nGBZ0)

[Bluepixie]

Pineapple!

[Bluepixie]

http://ui21.gamespot.com/1012/banned_2.gif

[Hex]

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii122/wilhen01/kivet_peleissax.jpg

[saladin]

I don't get it.

[Bluepixie]

Nice, particularly like the Silent Hill one and Zork II. lol

[Bluepixie]

I remember various people saying they don't watch Zero Punctuation much any more, but listening to him rip up E3 is pretty damn funny. (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/779-The-Second-Annual-E3-Hype-Massacre)

[DAve]

il-2 new game coming out end of this year.
Looks OK.
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/aerial-gameplay-il-2-sturmovik/51655

[Phizz]

ok... so they're putting it on every platform apart for the one that it's best suited for.... fail.

[Octavion]

Actually the sticks on console pads work really well for flight sims.

[Bluepixie]

I'm sure they do. A pity you're also missing the controls for:

Engine Management
Flap Control
View Points
Various Weapon Control (particularly bombers)
etc etc etc

I guess it will be a good arcadey sim. *shrug*

[GingerPrinz]

Engine Management - Press X to bring up your engine control panel and tinker away
Flap Control - L2 Modified A and B presses
View Points - R2 Modified A. B, X, Y, or do like racing games do and make it Y, or use the Dpad
Various weapon control - Cycle through a list with Dpad, or bind weapons to Dpad keys
etc etc etc

You really don't have to be that creative with consoles to have lots of controls.

[To0]

engine management is fluid, you can't stop the actiont to change the prop pitch it just doesn't work like that. It would be similar if GT5 had a "Which gear would you like mini game". This is not IL2. IL3 will come later off the funding from this all console affair. I think that for consoles this should be the GT5/PGR side of things but rest assured a PC sim variant of this game is not on the cards but a new IL is!

[GingerPrinz]

I didn't mean press X and then the gameplay stops, I more meant press and hold X to bring up a menu of options that you modify in real time. I'm trying to think of a comparable example but I've just had a pub lunch :S

[Bluepixie]

Are serious man? That would suck balls. We're talking about a sim here, not a "I fly plane, I shoot thing lolz".

+ 1 To0

[GingerPrinz]

Emmm, yeah I was? I guess I need to check out a flight sim, because in my mind it is obviously something very different to this title you're talking about, but that said I think if you could play what was in my mind, you'd be like "nice, good flight game Dave". I'm obviously just not communicating it very well

[Octavion]

Things we know about IL-2 Sturmovik: Birds of Prey

• It is called IL-2 Sturmovik: Birds of Prey
• It will be on 360, PSP, DS and PS3
• It will feature a "flexible difficulty level system: choose setting from arcade to realistic simulation to cater for all flying skills."
• It will have over 40 planes and 5 different historical battlefield areas.
• It has a website (http://www.il2game.com/)
• End of list.

It is quite amazing how some of you have extrapolated so much insight from so little data. Could you share you technique with me as I could then finish my PhD with only a couple of experiments.

That is all.

[Bluepixie]

• It will be on 360, PSP, DS and PS3


There.

[To0]

Lewis, Oleg has a site, a blog and numerous friends, these are all valid ways to get information. The only part that is speculation from my post is that this is to fund the development of IL3 but seeing as Oleg himself has said that he will be working on a new engine once this is finished it is a pretty safe bet that the only way he'll secure a publisher will be on the back of the success of this title. There was a developer diary at one stage but it was over a year ago now and I've no idea where it is, nor can I point you to the interview that detailed his planned "new sim" for the PC. It might have been on gamasutra.

[Gunder]

Michael Jackson is dead btw. :(

[Fyndir]

I'm sad too, he was an inspiration to us all.

I had no hope before him, I thought that once we got caught it was all over, but he showed us the true path, keep your head down, become successful, become rich...and you can do whatever the fuck you want to the kiddies.

[Octavion]

Michael Jackson is dead btw. :(

WoW was full of combat rez and soul stone jokes this evening.

[neogramps]

WoW was full of combat rez and soul stone jokes this evening

Yup, that's how i heard

[Phizz]

http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/2009-06-26.gif

I lolled

[Hex]

I also lolled, and then emailed it round my work :-)

[Muppet]

Michael Jackson is dead btw. :(

Michael Jackson is neither gonna be buried or cremated. Under Californian law there is enough plastic for Governor Schwarzenegger to insist he be recycled.

[Phizz]

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/6626/michaeljacksonq.jpg My own response to today's events. possibly considered NSFW

[Chesire Cat]

Michael Jackson is neither gonna be buried or cremated. Under Californian law there is enough plastic for Governor Schwarzenegger to insist he be recycled.


Due to being some 90% plastic, and unable to be cremated, Micheal Jackson willed that he be melted down into legos so that the younger generation could play with him for a change.

[GingerPrinz]

As Ches, but cremated>etch-a-sketch>play with his knob

Does anyone else think that the standard of these jokes are utterly shite? Like markedly worse than almost any celeb death? I've only heard 1 that doesn't make fun of the paedobility apart from Muppets, and that's the awful Man Utd joke. Also where's the Fawcett/McMahon jokes?

[Phizz]

I heard a Farah Fawcett joke, but it involves MJ.

When Farah got to heaven God said 'Since you have been such a good person I will grant you one wish before you join my choir of angels.' Farah thinks about this for quite a while before replying ' I want you to make sure all the children of the world are safe.' Hours later, God kills Michael Jackson.

[GingerPrinz]

Yeah I've heard that too. BTW it's a Michael Jackson joke that happens to feature Farrah Fawcett.

[twonky]

Whats the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson
She messed around with Majors
He messed around with minors

[CaNNoN_FoDDa]

Need girlfriend? Get girlfriend (http://www.japantrendshop.com/cyber-figure-alice-aris-augmented-reality-maid-p-391.html)!

[Viper001]

and prod girlfriend with pointy stick hand thing! fun for all the family.

[Phizz]

I'm a little confused by the prod gf with a stick her clothes come off....

[Viper001]

more useful girlfriend get! http://www.japantrendshop.com/m4125-maid-computer-case-p-213.html

insert floppy

[neogramps]

I was reading the article on Kotaku (http://kotaku.com/5303609/in-defense-of-the-classic-controller) about controllers in the age of Natal/Wii, when it described the worst game ever conceived:

Her latest project, Train, is aimed at provoking players to think about the Holocaust. Players lead grim, gray boxcars full of little yellow pawns. The draw cards along the way that release some of the figurines or slow the train ride.

Only when the first train reaches the "goal" do players learn that their final destination has been the Auschwitz concentration camp. When Brathwaite unveiled it at this year's Triangle Game Conference, audiences were awed, and some were even moved to tears.

The train's tracks are laid out on glass panes that intentionally recall Krystallnacht, and the game's rules are written on an SS typewriter — the interactions between player and objects are part of what inspire Brathwaite as a designer, and part of what makes Train so impactful to players, she says. Brathwaite meticulously and thoughtfully considered each and every object in Train, and how each could support the game experience.
"We often talk as game developers about creating situations where the player has to make truly meaningful choices," she says. "I wondered: What would happen if I put that much attention into each component of the games themselves?"

[saladin]

only when the first train reaches the "goal" do players learn that their final destination has been the Auschwitz concentration camp.

She's certainly done a good job of spoiling the "twist" of her own game. Also, sounds like there's low replay value. That the solution was called 'final' was a bit of a clue, I suppose.

Mind you, this hasn't stopped the Final Fantasy games.

[Sideshow]

That sounds like a game I would have liked to have played. Oh well.

[Viper001]

damn... really??
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b276/CDPLAYAZ/protip.jpg

[To0]

Wow viper how was your trip to 1995?

[Viper001]

wow, 1995 flashback. I bought a 32X, then kicked myself almost to death cos i couldnt afford a playstation. I got DCK2 for xmas, zomg - i was like N64 kid on steroids. And yes, doom was awsome, though i never completed doom 2.

image was down in the depths of this thread.. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=232550

[Fyndir]

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

WARNING: MAY MAKE YOU WANT TO SLASH WRISTS. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8132726.stm)

[Sideshow]

That has to be a hoax, right? Right?

[GingerPrinz]

Lol "Ganguro: Ur doin it wrong!"

[Phizz]

I'm with the hoax camp. looks like a Chav/Ned mick take re: UBER tanning and dancing like a tit.

[Hex]

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii122/wilhen01/f67vdwkm15b1b80.jpg

I hope that isn't a real delorian they butchered to make that...

[To0]

it is.

[To0]

Shodan is real and her annelids (http://io9.com/5305706/public-utilities-group-confirms-sewer-monster-is-real-but-doesnt-know-what-it-is) are here to eat your brains.

[Sideshow]

ASCII Portal (http://bytejacker.fliggo.com/video/RuZobi9H)

[Bluepixie]

Childrens Book Version of Metal Gear Solid 1 (http://www.gametrailers.com/video/once-upon-hawp/52467). Sums it up quite nicely tbh. :p

[Gunder]

Childrens Book Version of Metal Gear Solid 1 (http://www.gametrailers.com/video/once-upon-hawp/52467). Sums it up quite nicely tbh. :p

That was pretty awesome.

[twonky]

Jesus Christ (http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Jesus)

Its the last note that amused me most

[twonky]

First Person Shooter Disease (http://www.boingboing.net/2009/07/12/first-person-shooter.html)

[CaNNoN_FoDDa]

Weird (http://kotaku.com/5312847/the-most-bizarre-5-minutes-youll-spend-this-morning).

[GingerPrinz]

NUTS (https://www.futurecompetitions.com/gja/Default.asp?)

[--Mogwai--]

TOP GUN rogues (http://www.warcraftmovies.com/movieview.php?id=115589)

[Sideshow]

Damn, you actually found a way to get me into WoW. Also: AWESOME

[Bluepixie]

That looks like lots of fun. :)

[neogramps]

Well if you're gonna gank, you better make it hilarious.

Side note - i no longer feel safe in the air, damn.

[To0]

Candidate for best job (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8153168.stm) ever.

[TokenEngineer]

I got into MMO's for a while but i never had a reaction like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjZ2-7C-2AI) to a cancelled account

[To0]

That's cause you're not a narcissistic, self indulgent, spoiled twat.

[Gunder]

I prefer this version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bCs8eu6hAs

[neogramps]

Or cos you're not acting?

Why at 1:12 does he try to jam a tv remote in his ass?

[TokenEngineer]

xD i totally didn't notice that before.. hillarious.. also yes the remix is even better

[GingerPrinz]

I got into MMO's for a while but i never had a reaction like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjZ2-7C-2AI) to a cancelled account

I can't youtube at work, but if this is the one where the kid gets so mad he practically jams a remote control up his arse it's SCREAMINGLY funny.

EDIT: I somehow lost an hour... This is genuinely worrying...

[neogramps]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGaYovY2oGg&feature=channel

This is how i do Capoeira

[Octavion]

District 9 Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjihaK7HfGs)

New Peter Jackson thing, it's looking pretty cool.

[Hex]

District 9 Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjihaK7HfGs)

New Peter Jackson thing, it's looking pretty cool.
That looks pretty sweet, will have to try and catch it when it gets released :)

[Bluepixie]

Yeah saw this awhile ago. Peter Jackson actually is the producer though. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1136608/) Interestingly, the director Neill Blomkamp (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0088955/) did the Halo short film series Landfall (http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Halo:_Landfall). :) It's been hinted that the success of this might get the Halo film going again, but that's just a rumour.

Turns out the film is based on Blomkamps short film Alive in Joberg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNReejO7Zu8)

Never the less, looks very interesting.

[neogramps]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-constestant-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

[Thanatos]

Gawd bless clerical errors
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-birthday-win.jpg?w=500&h=376

[GingerPrinz]

Has that just made it to Failblog? It's like 2 years old. I remember reading the BBC story of it, the kid got suspended, what a joke.

[Fyndir]

Eternal Moonwalk. (http://www.eternalmoonwalk.com/)

Video site, therefore nsfw? Not sure.

People from around the world have submitted clips of them moonwalking from right to left across the screen, and they're all put together with looped music and a distance counter.

All clips are numbered, and if you put the numbers into the search box at the bottom left of the page it queues that clip for you, so a clip or two later it will turn up.

I've seen numbers over 10,000 already, so there are plenty of clips.

So far I've watched over 400 metres of moonwalks. It's kind of addictive.

[Viper001]

yeh, pretty cool. got bored around 370m. needs more troll moonwalk!

[Chesire Cat]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/Vadimirin/RandImgs/Banners/motivator8266322on2.jpg

[Hex]

Wtf is any of that supposed to mean Ches?

[Fyndir]

It's a man holding a sign, which appears to be informing people of a protest / complaint site related to gas prices.

The site is, in fact, lemonparty.org, which is a group of naked old men.

Sense Motive is a Dungeons and Dragons skill, which you use to sense the motive behind an action, DC 15 refers to the difficulty of successfully determining his motive.

Success in this case would probably give you some information relating to the fact that he is deceiving you with the sign.

Thus, the joke is that a random person not familiar with shock sites might remember (or take note of) the URL to check it later, unless they passed the sense motive check and realised something was fishy.

THAT WAS THE JOKE, AND NOW IT'S RUINED BECAUSE I HAD TO EXPLAIN IT FOR YOU.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, HEX, YOU KILLED IT.

YOU TOOK IT BY THE ANKLES, YOU SWUNG IT AGAINST THE WALL, AND YOU JUST KEPT SWINGING UNTIL THE BLOOD STOPPED FLOWING, YOU BASTARD.

[Sideshow]

Duh

[Hex]

That is a particularly oblique reference, but then I'm not a D&D player...

EDIT: Also, bear cavalry

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/bearcavalry0.jpg

[Octavion]

http://static.nameremoved.com/comics/2005-11-04.png

[Bluepixie]

HAWP - Animal Crossing (http://www.gametrailers.com/video/animal-crossing-hawp/45020)

and

the TF2 one. (http://www.gametrailers.com/video/team-fortress-hawp/39754) :)

[brialzebub]

HAWP - Animal Crossing (http://www.gametrailers.com/video/animal-crossing-hawp/45020)

and

the TF2 one. (http://www.gametrailers.com/video/team-fortress-hawp/39754) :)

Thanks for introducing me to that :D

I liked Katamari and trauma centre HAWP :D

[To0]

source for this (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/magazine/26FOB-2DLove-t.html?_r=2&emc=eta1) has to be the onion... right?

[GingerPrinz]

Nah, check out the movie Lars and the Real Girl (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805564/)

[saladin]

Nah, check out the movie Lars and the Real Girl (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805564/)

Excellent film. Thoroughly recommended.

[Octavion]

A funny wee radio show/podcast with some stuff on rave politics and shit. The Hip-Hop episode is particularly good with the invention of PubStep. Enjoy.

Link (http://soundcloud.com/museumoftechno)

[GigaFuzz]

Couple of different videos of some pretty neat tech:

http://vimeo.com/5677104?hd=1

http://vimeo.com/4238052

I love the moment in that second one where the facade of the building appears to crumble away. This stuff seems really well done.

Edit: The second one at least isn't actually real, but they did do a live one which alas isn't quite as good. http://vimeo.com/5677879

[Sideshow]

Ghost Busters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAboGO9MDsQ)

[Octavion]

New iPhone (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/apple_claims_new_iphone_only)

They've hit the nail right on the head there.

[Hex]

New Alien film coming (http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/jul/31/ridley-scott-alien-prequel). Intriguing...

[Sid]

Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"
http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

[Viper001]

I dared a mate to do this last night when he was drunk. He texted almost every girl in his phonebook. OMG the responses... he's been goin nuts today trying to convince everyone it was a joke. I took a video but cant post it here obviously.

Lynn's BF: Heard you texted Lynn to find out when you could "tap that". She says Greig dared you to send that message to girls, but still not on man! You never made it clear you were only joking so she wasn't best pleased and i was raging till I found out it was a prank. No harm done but not something to fuck around with mate.

some people just cant take a joke

[Phizz]

How close to the BIG DAY vipes? Can't be more than a couple of weeks now...

[Bluepixie]

How to Have Good Table Manners (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHh3iwIIBXo&feature=related)

[gor]

I dared a mate to do this last night when he was drunk. He texted almost every girl in his phonebook. OMG the responses... he's been goin nuts today trying to convince everyone it was a joke. I took a video but cant post it here obviously.

Thats hilarious. I want to hear some of these responses.

[Phizz]

Someone sent me a link for the entirety of Bad Influence (http://www.bad-influence.co.uk/). The 90s video game show on CITV

[Fyndir]

Some youtube videos make me laugh so hard that I pass out.

Some youtube videos make me laugh so hard that I pee a little.

This one did both.

Mildly NSFW. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOCZNE42Ev8&feature=related)

Picture relevant:

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/8303/blackface01.jpg

[Sideshow]

This Is The Only Level (http://armorgames.com/play/4309/this-is-the-only-level)

[Sideshow]

n00b boyfriend (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917993)

[Octavion]

Probably the most amazing music video ever. (http://vimeo.com/5936810)

Also possibly NSFW.

[Sideshow]

nobinobi boy + skanks = utter shite?

[DAve]

Probably the most amazing music video ever. (http://vimeo.com/5936810)

Also possibly NSFW.

How long till Porn (yes, actual pron) crosses over into music video?
Or are we there yet.

[Sid]

Probably the most amazing music video ever. (http://vimeo.com/5936810)

Also possibly NSFW.
Choon + Video are both awesome. Nice find!

I now have some new dance moves that I'll need to try this weekend.

[Phizz]

How long till Porn (yes, actual pron) crosses over into music video?
Or are we there yet.

See Benny Bannassi - Who's Your Daddy. The vid is all mick takes of 60's Arthouse Porn films. The end is nigh.....

[Octavion]

Choon + Video are both awesome. Nice find!

If you like that track you should check out the album "Guns Don't Kill People... Lazers Do". It's got some pretty sweet dancehall vibes going on with some jackin' beats.

See Benny Bannassi - Who's Your Daddy. The vid is all mick takes of 60's Arthouse Porn films. The end is nigh.....

It's a bit more 70's surely.

Plus here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TKIWhVzfI4) is another sweet video/track.

[brialzebub]

Probably the most amazing music video ever. (http://vimeo.com/5936810)

Also possibly NSFW.

mesmerising. I cant believe I watched that crap through to the end. Someone paid some actual money to make that. The guy's pointy blonde afro alone mustve cost hunners of pounds. jeebus. Thanks man.

[Hex]

Plus here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TKIWhVzfI4) is another sweet video/track.

Yussssss, Birdy Nam Nam, gigantic slices of win-pie covered in victory gravy. There should be far more French electronica/hip-hop like Birdy Nam Nam

[saladin]

Yussssss, Birdy Nam Nam, gigantic slices of win-pie covered in victory gravy. There should be far more French electronica/hip-hop like Birdy Nam Nam

Wow. I just spent like 30 minutes watching their stuff on youtube. Amazing.

[CaNNoN_FoDDa]

Chuck Norris doesn't need mushrooms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCaUre8Ju94&feature=player_embedded).

[Phizz]

This is why I miss Eurotrash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVxcchh8jNY). None of this Eurozone musics on tele anymore.

[TokenEngineer]

8-bit MADNESS with LEGO!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsWFFuYZYI&eurl)

[TokenEngineer]

Do you want to date my Avatar? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU)

For all guild fans

[TokenEngineer]

Do you want to date my Avatar? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU)

For all guild fans

I realise that quoting myself is a little.. well.. I just had to add that Felicia Day is a total Hottie!

[Octavion]

I realise that quoting myself is a little.. well.. I just had to add that Felicia Day is a total Hottie!

This fact has been ratified by science.

Also, that song has some pure smut in it; I approve.

[Phizz]

I would do her... (for scientific purpose ofc) Good vid. Was contemplating posting it myself, then I got locked out...

[Sid]

http://www.youtube.com/user/boburnham

This guy is fantastic!

[Phizz]

Remember that epic forum thread regarding a gent and his inability to find a place for his poo in a bag? This one (http://forums.downloadfestival.co.uk/tm.aspx?m=2828194) is on par! (NSFW)

[Octavion]

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=518XP8prwZo&feature=player_embedded) is absolutely amazing.

[Sideshow]

He's not wrong

[Thanatos]

very very good


Edit:

p.s. just spotted that your next post will be your 1000th Lewis. Congrats you big forum whore you.

[Hex]

Remember that epic forum thread regarding a gent and his inability to find a place for his poo in a bag? This one (http://forums.downloadfestival.co.uk/tm.aspx?m=2828194) is on par! (NSFW)
The one about the poo in the bag was way better tbh
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=518XP8prwZo&feature=player_embedded) is absolutely amazing.
Wow :shock:

[Hex]

Disney Buys Marvel (http://thewatchtowerpodcast.com/2009-08-31-breaking-news-disney-buys-marvel/). Apparently nothing will change. Intriguing...

[Sideshow]

Canabalt (http://adamatomic.com/canabalt/): platform games do not have simpler controls than this.

[CaNNoN_FoDDa]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/9074/img3102.jpg

[saladin]

Top 5 most unhealthy power-ups. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpR_oNKmFS0)

[Hex]

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii122/wilhen01/fbandaigunoclockthumb.jpg

[Hex]

This guy's dad is priceless (http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays)

[CaNNoN_FoDDa]

Mario Kart Paris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y).

The banana skin doesn't seem to be that effective on police cars.

[Muppet]

Ninja!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8265174.stm

[saladin]

Man, that woman is useless. That old guy takes his life in his hands and tackles the robber to the ground, and what does she do? Bounce up and down, flapping her hands and looking for someone else to help. Pathetic.

[Hex]

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii122/wilhen01/june0935.jpg

[neogramps]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/thehardestthing.png

[Bluepixie]

Totoro snowmen! Wow! :D

[twonky]

For GI Joe fans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYLOuVi9Ik) Vinnie Jones as Destro playing a clarinet amongst other goodness

[Octavion]

I like fun... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE)

[To0]

"I'm interested in most phases of data processing" - That's the line I used on Emma!

Also, "Hi Mom!?!" wtf!

[Hex]

"I'm a 25 year subscriber to both Playboy, and the New Yorker magazine" :lol:

[TokenEngineer]

XD brilliant "Do you like.. Cats?"

[TokenEngineer]

I think we should order some of THESE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs&NR=1&feature=fvwp) for the next Lan!

.... had to edit to add THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk&NR=1) hahahahaa

[saladin]

I think we should order some of THESE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs&NR=1&feature=fvwp) for the next Lan!

.... had to edit to add THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk&NR=1) hahahahaa

Which linked me to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQtKnDGhxmk&NR=1). :confused:

[Octavion]

Which linked me to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQtKnDGhxmk&NR=1). :confused:

o.O

[TokenEngineer]

Which linked me to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQtKnDGhxmk&NR=1). :confused:

the links I posted take me to the power drink videos..... that other video you posted was pretty weird though :)

[TokenEngineer]

Chicken chicken chicken..... Chicken chicken: chicken (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL_-1d9OSdk)

[CreeD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=007tojIefng

Nothing to say really.....

[Captain_Caveman]

Crikey CreeD thats an old video. It was created for a christmas party for the cast and crew of Rainbow so no it ain't an actual broadcast episode.

[TokenEngineer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=007tojIefng

Nothing to say really.....

I feel dirty and wrong...

[Octavion]

Oh shit guys we better disband the society.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/upload/2009/09/devils_machine.jpeg

[saladin]

But...why is she holding a gay pride flag? Religious zealot protestors confuse my homosexal-inspired computer logic!

Edit: wait I just read her sign again. Did I just take the irony bait?

[Captain_Caveman]

But the computer is your friend, citizen.

[DAve]

Hey, we can hold a party to promote Windows 7.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cX4t5-YpHQ

Hahahahahahahaha! Epic lame.

[CreeD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lktd1OBHVI

My new favourite comedian, Tim Minchin.

Here is some other good stuff by him.

Storm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_htqDCP-s&feature=related
If I Didnt Have You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gaid72fqzNE&feature=related
Toni The Fish!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DXl68NF_uI&feature=related

[Octavion]

Charlie Brooker's Gameswipe (http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00n1j8q/Charlie_Brookers_Gameswipe/)

Go and watch it; it is good.

[GingerPrinz]

I read this this morning and it really cheered me up. Hope you guys like it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8257153.stm

[brialzebub]

Hey, we can hold a party to promote Windows 7.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cX4t5-YpHQ

Hahahahahahahaha! Epic lame.

supalame

[To0]

I read this this morning and it really cheered me up. Hope you guys like it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8257153.stm

Indeed, cheered me up too. Especially the part about having no electricity and yet everyone wanted to charge their mobile phones. GO GO Capitalism.

[Phizz]

Babyman! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKTIfXTd32M)

[brialzebub]

Fry finds 'funniest ever' mating ritual (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8281382.stm?ls) - from BBC News website. Things get interesting at around 0:40 in... :)

[Octavion]

Bad Questions for Yahoo Answers (http://badquestionsforyahooanswers.blogspot.com/)

[Octavion]

Possibly the best thing to be on the 4th plinth. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk5cAg4BABw)

[Octavion]

Some really cool data visualisation. (http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/)

Triple post! Am I the only person with interesting links nowadays?

[To0]

It's arguable that even you have interesting links...

[GigaFuzz]

Someone's gone and built a mech...
http://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2009-05/man-machine

http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/article_image_large/files/articles/inside-job_0.jpg

[TokenEngineer]

I wish I had this kind of motivation and dedication to my PhD work.. contains a swear word... does that make it unsafe for work?

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs270.snc1/9727_1262006827114_1138010774_30793732_83072_n.jpg

[Ru]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5920/1251959039565.jpg

[GingerPrinz]

That thing is like the Yao-Guai in Fallout3

[Muppet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzY5i4A1zgA&feature=popt00us00

[Ru]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4453/3984.jpg

For you Peter!

[Ru]

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/6910/3977z.jpg

HA!

[brialzebub]

saw this on GUGS forums:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs

[To0]

http://www.gamesradar.com/f/25-annoying-things-about-non-gamers/a-2008080711033596074

all summed up in one place, trouble is anyone that needs to read this probably won't. I wonder if ITV could get someone to read it out during xfactor...

[Bluepixie]

#4 Yes, this stuff is expensive. If we ask you to put on the wrist strap, to take a step back from the HDTV, to wash your greasy Cheeto-caked mitts or to grab "the guest controller," we have every right. Don't act offended and don't look at us like we're anal retentive freaks.

YES! Damn straight! :D

#20 Hold the eff on. Whatever you want from us, we can't do anything until we save. No, really. No, nothing. You want to lose the last 45 minutes of your life, too? Then deal with it.

I don't think non-gamers will ever get that one. *sigh*

[CaNNoN_FoDDa]

Using google for quantitative analysis. (http://qwantz.livejournal.com/112122.html)

[Sid]

Cassetteboy vs Nick Griffin vs Question Time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QAvkFS_cgk

[Phizz]

Was at Ichiban the other day and saw and ad for this (http://www.willybrush.com/).

Here's a quote: "To know that his penis is thoroughly clean and smelling good makes me feel more sexy"
(Caroline 25, Oxford, UK)

[Sideshow]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/26/article-1222688-06F2AD69000005DC-641_634x417_popup.jpg

Sign the fookin' paper!

[Hex]

^ I can't believe they're actually doing that...

I also wonder if this is genuine...

http://i.imgur.com/cKc4n.gif

[To0]

I saw the picture earlier but thought it was a shoop of someones dream team. Lulz at the costume, not a bad idea.

[Hex]

Brokencyde - Freaxxx (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=fvw).

Yeah apparently it's now acceptable for white guys to rap badly, overuse autotune, and refer to their style as "crunkcore". I never saw emo and rnb as a viable crossover but apparently I was wrong.

Reviewers had this to say:

The New Musical Express (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NME) stated in a review of I'm Not a Fan, But the Kids Like It! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_Not_a_Fan,_But_the_Kids_Like_It%21), that "even if I caught Prince Harry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Harry_of_Wales) and Gary Glitter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Glitter) adorned in Nazi regalia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II_German_uniform) defecating (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecation) through my grandmother’s letterbox I would still consider making them listen to this album too severe a punishment."[16] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brokencyde#cite_note-15)

[Sideshow]

God damn that pink shirt guy needs such a punch in the face

[Octavion]

Did you say bad, middle class, white rapping over electro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfWnIid5J8)?

[saladin]

Parody, surely?

The bit where they scream at the girls and faux choke the blonde (1:50 onwards) was comedic gold.

[Bluepixie]

This has been an education.

[Gunder]

Maaaaaan, that joint aint nothin on this

Peep dis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO-XLQouIn0&NR=1)

[Gunder]

I just spent 5 minutes making http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2710/milsig.png only to find I can't make it my signature. Fucking forums.

[neogramps]

For once, youtube comments are bang on the money:

i bet they all have STDs,

they should die, because they suck.

anyone who listens to this is a retard. like down syndrome retarded. please die

[Octavion]

I just spent 5 minutes making http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2710/milsig.png only to find I can't make it my signature. Fucking forums.

You need to gif that shit and make the letters twinkle.

Also, the one on the left looks like she's having a stoke.

[neogramps]

Also, the one on the left looks like she's having a stroke.

nah, they're doing their anal faces - leftie loves it, middle is finding it hard work, and righty is numb from all the abuse she endured as a child

[To0]

nah, they're doing their anal faces - leftie loves it, middle is finding it hard work, and righty is numb from all the abuse she endured as a child

Most disturbingly accurate statement of the day. thanks

[Hex]

nah, they're doing their anal faces - leftie loves it, middle is finding it hard work, and righty is numb from all the abuse she endured as a child
Ahahahaha, well done Kenny you've given me my first lunchbreak lol :lol:

[twonky]

Huge pus filled spot boil cyst whatever the hell this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNOxn-paCHs) is

[Phizz]

yeah... thanks for that one Twonky. Looks like an infected wound. Mum once had something similar when a piece of glass got buried in her hand. She has to scalpel it out and of course it was surrounded by lovely puss.

[Sideshow]

Just to make Peter RAAAAAAAGE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdzQcGw30TA&feature=video_response)

[To0]

Rage on pause till lunch.

EDIT:
Rage averted through americunt being americunt.

[Octavion]

A nicely chilled piece of music made from samples from Disney's Alice in wonderland. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAwR6w2TgxY)

[TokenEngineer]

A nicely chilled piece of music made from samples from Disney's Alice in wonderland. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAwR6w2TgxY)

That put me to sleep :)

also here's something similar using Mary Poppins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Za-V_lhwGg&feature=channel)

[Phizz]

Friend sent me a link to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0vrsxg0naA&feature=related). Couldn't help sharing it with y'all

if I have to suffer so do you.

[Bluepixie]

http://www.toplessrobot.com/ds_11.jpg

I can haz da Nintendoz?

[Octavion]

A fine piece of science about fruit bats. (http://www.plosone.org/article/info:doi/10.1371/journal.pone.0007595)

[CreeD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzGFdgDAk7o

Good times.

[Bluepixie]

NSFW:- Strippers cannot distract CS players (http://www.destructoid.com/strippers-cannot-distract-counter-strike-players-153762.phtml)

has been censored anyway, but naked ladies probably are still not a good idea in the office.

[GingerPrinz]

Strippers cannot distract CS players (http://www.destructoid.com/strippers-cannot-distract-counter-strike-players-153762.phtml)

SFW?

[Octavion]

SFW?

Not really.

[Bluepixie]

Sorry, added 'NSFW'.

[Octavion]

Bassline! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=edHLDTA2B5E)

This is Hex's favourite type of music. If he says otherwise he is lying.

[GingerPrinz]

Sorry, added 'NSFW'.

Not a problem, just wanted to know if I was waiting til 5 :)

[neogramps]

If a story about strippers was SFW, then they weren't doing a good job.

[Hex]

Bassline! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=edHLDTA2B5E)

This is Hex's favourite type of music. If he says otherwise he is lying.

Ahahahahaha

That's like the worst elements of Grime, Bassline and Speed Garage all rolled together!

[saladin]

NSFW:- Strippers cannot distract CS players (http://www.destructoid.com/strippers-cannot-distract-counter-strike-players-153762.phtml)

has been censored anyway, but naked ladies probably are still not a good idea in the office.

Can we get something like that at the next LAN?

Also, why are they playing on CRTs?

[Fyndir]

Also, why are they playing on CRTs?

in Russia

That's why.

[CreeD]

Can we get something like that at the next LAN?

Sounds like a plan

[Captain_Caveman]

In mother Russia, CRT play on you!

[gor]

Avatar trailer (http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809804784/video/16357477)

[Hex]

Avatar trailer (http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809804784/video/16357477)
Looks vaguely intriguing. I've gotta say I thought this was based on the Avatar cartoon from Nickelodeon, the trailer confused me a bit til I looked the film up on wikipedia and realised it was nothing to do with the cartoon.

[Gunder]

Looks too much like it will just be the most recent Dances with Wolves/The Last Samurai.

[Hex]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/random_bus_stop.jpg

Totoro!!!

[DAve]

NSFW:- Strippers cannot distract CS players (http://www.destructoid.com/strippers-cannot-distract-counter-strike-players-153762.phtml)

has been censored anyway, but naked ladies probably are still not a good idea in the office.

(troll warning)

are you calling all CS players gay, or under 10. I'm not sure which.

(/troll)

[Fyndir]

are you calling all CS players gay, or under 10. I'm not sure which.

Both.

[CaNNoN_FoDDa]

BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8342589.stm): Video gamers are being asked to join a Facebook group (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=189974734041&v=wall&ref=search) set up to help defend games from critics.

[Fil2eFly]

Both.

Great game of CS we has yestarday with pixie ;)

[To0]

http://www.videosift.com/video/Living-On-A-Prayer-Sungha-Jung

holy shit

[Fyndir]

That video is photoshopped, I can tell from the harmonics, I've heard a lot of photoshops in my time.

[brialzebub]

http://www.videosift.com/video/Living-On-A-Prayer-Sungha-Jung

holy shit

Amazing. He has a lot of other stuff on youtube (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=search_videos&search_query=Sungha+Jung&search_sort=relevance&search_category=0&page=), done in his own style. I am going through them all, and it's actually inspiring me to pick up my ol' guitar again...

[Octavion]

Under Construction (http://www.textfiles.com/underconstruction/)

[TokenEngineer]

Donkeys... check your six!!1!!1!!!!

[Hex]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w186/ag66339/wtf-1.png

[neogramps]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/Its-like-that-scene-from-Aliens,-but-with-more-cake.png

[Hex]

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb67/Ostriig/wow.jpg

[Fyndir]

Pretty, but fake, cars. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHD8Xf5Rnvo&feature=player_embedded#at=27)

[To0]

http://www.videosift.com/video/I-am-not-an-Animal

It is talks like this that made me want to go to uni, intro is 4-5 minutes and not in the same league as the main event.

[Fyndir]

Dear America,

This is why you can't have nice things, you are now only allowed to drive shitty cars with a top speed under 70mph, they're not allowed to look nice, perform well or be comfortable, so basically you're restricted to your own fucking shithole cars.

Seriously, just get fucked, if you can afford this nice of a car, you can afford a fucking hands free kit so that this shit doesn't happen, you bulbous, inbred, moronic, drooling, glue sniffing, paint drinking, fuckwits.

Link that explains Troll rage. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8360095.stm)