BF2 what's it like

[Bluepixie]

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=156

[DAve]

Another guide on (how not to) play BF2. (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097)

[Ru]

haha! GOLD.

[Sideshow]

Wins.

Step On Land Mines! - When driving a jeep at the fastest possible speed, you may notice a big red skull and crossbones icon appearing on the right of your screen. This means that a witch is chasing you and you've got to get out of there as soon as possible or else she'll throw her level 34 skeleton at you! Look for a small, round, black teleporter which will magically whisk you away to a beautiful new location, usually about 40 meters straight up. If one of your teammates decides to kill you while traveling there, be sure to punish them, because it's not your goddamn fault a witch was chasing you and you tried to escape. War is hell, soldier!

[Sideshow]

Awwww, Ru's editted his post. The one where he thought the guide wasn't a joke, and slagged off the writer. :o

[Ru]

Your darn right he did! you grass. id only read the first bit and just assumed the worst!

[Bluepixie]

So you can't hit a stationary target three meters in front of you, you can't successfully get in a jeep without the help of a third party, and you primarily use your keyboard to remove deer ticks from your back? It's all your commander's fault! Anything bad that ever happens you can be directly traced back to the shortcomings of your commander, including your inability to join a squad or approach a woman without shouting Internet acronyms. The only practical solution lies in the mutiny of your commander. Don't worry if you never plan on replacing him, teams don't need a commander! They just need about eight billion snipers and some guy to bunny hop around like an idiot, dropping ammo packs everywhere. If your screen doesn't show either a vote for mutiny or a vote to ban somebody or a vote to play "Strike at Karkand" message hovering on the bottom, you're obviously not playing BF2.


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